Funny Horror Movie Quotes

topic posted Tue, February 1, 2005 - 2:14 AM by  NME
Anyone Have a funny Horror movie quote? I'll post some when I think of them.
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  • NME
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    Re: Funny Horror Movie Quotes

    Tue, February 1, 2005 - 2:36 AM
    Here are a couple.

    Kill the brain, and you kill the ghoul.

    Now get the hell down in the cellar. You can be the boss down there, but I'm boss up here!

    It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder. A widespread investigation of funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals has concluded that the unburied dead have been returning to life and seeking human victims. It's hard for us here to be reporting this to you, but it does seem to be a fact.

    --Night of the Living Dead.

    Faster than a bastard-maniac, more powerful than a loco-madman, it's Super Freddy!

    --Nightmare on Elm Street

    glen: I don't know much about myself. I know I'm an orphan. I know I'm a freak. And, of course, I know that I'm Japanese.

    Chucky: This is nuts! And I have a VERY high tolerance for nuts.

    --Seed of Chucky
  • NME
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    Re: Funny Horror Movie Quotes

    Tue, February 1, 2005 - 2:37 AM
    I found a great movie database. CHeck it out.
    • Re: Funny Horror Movie Quotes

      Tue, February 1, 2005 - 1:10 PM
      Pike: Buffy, you're the guy. You're the chosen guy.
      Buffy: And I choose to be shopping.

      [after punching Merrick]
      Buffy: Oh, wow. I, I, never hit anyone before.
      Merrick: Really? Well you did it perfectly.
      Buffy: I didn't even break a nail.

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        Re: Funny Horror Movie Quotes

        Tue, February 1, 2005 - 1:27 PM
        MacReady: I dunno, it's like this: thousands of years ago this spaceship crashes, and this thing, whatever it is, jumps out or crawls out and gets entombed in the ice.
        Garry: So, the Norwegians find it, and they dig it out of the ice...
        MacReady: That's right, Garry. They dig it up, they cart it back to their base. Somehow it gets thawed, it wakes up, probaly not the best of moods, and... I don't know, I wasn't there!

        John Carpenter's The Thing
  • Re: Funny Horror Movie Quotes

    Tue, February 1, 2005 - 5:22 PM
    Cheryl: [possessed] Soon all of you will be like me... And then who will lock you up in a cellar?

    Ash: We can't bury Shelly. S-She's a friend of our's.

    -evil dead

    Ash: You're goin' down. Chainsaw.

    [Ash grabs a chainsaw]
    Ash: That's right... who's laughing now... who's laughing *now*?

    Annie: The first passage will allow the demon to manifest itself in the flesh.
    Ash: Why the hell would we want to do that?
    -evil dead 2

    Duke Henry: I am Henry the Red. Duke of Shale, Lord of the Northlands and leader of its peoples.
    Ash: Well hello Mister Fancypants. Well, I've got news for you pal, you ain't leadin' but two things: Jack and shit... and Jack just left town.

    Ash: First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow.

    Ash: Clatto Verata Nicto.
    Wise man: Again.
    Ash: Clatto Verata Nicto.
    Wise man: Again.
    Ash: I got it, I got it. I know your damn words, right?
    Ash: Clatto Verata N... Necktie... Nickel... It's an "N" word, it's definitely an "N" word!

    Ash: Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.

    -army of darkness
  • Re: Funny Horror Movie Quotes

    Tue, February 1, 2005 - 5:24 PM
    Rod Lane: I had a hard-on this morning when I woke up, Tina... Had your name written all over it.
    Tina Gray: There's four letters in my name, Rod. How can there be enough room on your joint for four letters?
    Rod Lane: Hey, up yours with a twirling lawnmower! \

    Nancy: I'm into survival.

    -A Nightmare on Elmstreet
  • Re: Funny Horror Movie Quotes

    Tue, February 1, 2005 - 5:36 PM
    Sidney Prescott: Fuck you.
    Billy: We've already played that game, remember? You lost.

    Sidney Prescott: Not so fast, we're going to play a little game. It's called: Guess who just called the cops and reported your sorry motherfucking ass!

    Randy: Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sidney would go out with me?

    Girl in Bathroom: Think about it... her mothers death leaves her disturbed and hostile in a cruel and inhumane world. She's delusional, fears God, etc. She wants to kill her self, but then she realizes that teen suicide is out this year, and homicide is a much healthier therapeutic expression.
    Cheerleader in Bathroom: Where do you get this shit?
    Girl in Bathroom: Ricky Lake.


    Brenda Meeks: Cindy, this is just some bones. Would you run from Calista Flockhart?

    -Scary Movie 3

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