The following are bits and pieces of song lyrics that people have managed to mess up in a funny way.
They're called "mondegreens."

All my luggage, I will send to you.
Actual lyric: All my loving, I will send to you.
(Beatles)

Are you going to starve an old friend?
Actual lyric: Are you going to Scarborough Fair?
(Simon & Garfunkel)

A weenie wack a weenie wack a weenie wack.
Actual lyric: Wee-ooh wim-o-weh. Wee-ooh wim-o-weh.
(Tokens "The Lion Sleeps Tonight")

Baby come back, you can play Monopoly.
Actual lyric: Baby come back, you can blame it all on me.
(Player "Baby Come Back")

Baking carrot biscuits.
Actual lyric:Taking care of business.
(Bachman-Turner Overdrive "Takin Care Of Business")

Tape it to a biscuit.
Actual lyric: Taking care of business.
(Bachman-Turner Overdrive "Takin Care Of Business")

Bald headed woman.
Actual lyric:More than a woman.
(Bee Gees)

Four-legged woman.
Actual lyric:More than a woman.
(Bee Gees)

Big girl, small fry.
Actual lyric:Big girls don't cry.
(The Four Seasons)